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ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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No jokes allowed

Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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Damn, son

Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

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Ingredients check

Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2012 11:10 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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justesen 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

Hahaha, awesome father :D

arcturussage 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:22

boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though

iloveericmaynor 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:23

hahhaha thats awesome : ) not an fml

Will09 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:24

I LOVE LASAGNA!!!!!!

poison29 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:25

#3 you're a dumbass. she's a vegetarian. if she were muslim and couldn't eat the pork dish, would you call her disrespectful?

chickitychina 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:37

atleast his dad is pretty cool to joke about that! dont take it awkwardly. my dad would say the same thing haha

Rhern 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:42

I bet you voted for Obama.

frootloop25 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:56

#87 HAHA WTF??? AND HAHAHHAHAAA THAT IS HILARIOUS. I do wonder what the reactions of all you guys was...oh goddd....

thankscupcake 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:12

That's the kind of dad I hope my children have. Absolutely hilarious. And it isn't the boyfriends fault, it is your fault for not informing them first. They probably prepared the meal special for you. You should've eaten it out of guilt at least. What's the worst a little meat is going to do to you, put some color back into your complextion?

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Thursday 13 August 2009 23:31

Make her vomit.

TheCrow471 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:22

Allllllllright /Quagmire

tehDante 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:28

I know you can say the FML part to mom not making vegetarian food, but, what's up with the second part? The dad's joke was funny, to be honest.

vanityinsanity 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:30

wowowow #3 you have some issues. please see a shrink... i think that's really rude of the father but maybe he was trying to lighten the situation... you, or your boyfriend could've have informed his mother before she made the dinner... just whip up a salad or something!