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Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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leem - - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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dk14 - 24/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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Wet_Dream 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:58

and your sleeping with that!

Bloodknight 22

Saturday 24 October 2009 13:03

Kind of an asshole statement there. was he joking or being serious. It's all about context!

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:00

"locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing" Wow. So no self control, or you don't have the word "no" in your vocab. Bad breathing? Bad tearducts? No brains. And... you're one breasted? o.O

feed_the_ducks 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:41

Ouch, what a ******* douche bag.

Jaguaress 2

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:48

Dump him.

jillz 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 3:29

YDI if you stay with him.

themercurialone 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 3:53

...you don't happen to live in Cupertino with said BF and work in the food industry do you?

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 4:05

So she's a little rough around the edges. OK, a LOT rough around the edges. At least she's got a car to chauffeur you around you freeloading no-car douchebag.