Marking territory

Anonymous - 02/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
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Ambrily 27

If this is something he does when he's "a little drunk", I don't want to imagine what he's capable of when he gets wasted.

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mekiswrite 21

I'm assuming that you're not into golden showers?

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HootyHoops1300 11

Are you two curries or something?

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Ambrily 27

If this is something he does when he's "a little drunk", I don't want to imagine what he's capable of when he gets wasted.

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Sady_Ct 37

Only ‘a little drunk’?

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Tara LeBlanc 6

I think you meant to say now ex boyfriend.

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lexxiasaurus 28

I'm sorry, but the fact you live in Grand Rapids just made me laugh even harder. what the hell was he thinking. and I'm surprised you let him continue before kicking his legs out from.under him lol

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manb91gb 15

Hopefully he got a little dumped too! Alcohol just reveals what's actually under the surface.

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HokieJ 10

He was showering you with his love!

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