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Cookyourowndamnfoodasshole! - 27/01/2021 18:30 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML

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Kitchen Nightmares

cook for yourself dammit! - 12/07/2020 14:01

Today, tired of my husband complaining that my food was basic and bland, I went out of my way to learn to cook using new recipes and fresh ingredients. He complained that I took too long to make dinner, and that the food is "fancied up shit." He can cook his own meals now. FML

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AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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Chuck E. Cheese awaits

mama’s boy - 31/10/2019 00:01

Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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Equality

Anonymous - 10/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML

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Run, run away pronto

Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Anonymous - 21/01/2011 22:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML

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Scoville scale

firefire - 30/07/2020 08:01

Today, since my husband has been volunteering to do more of the cooking, I was happy and relieved to have help, until every meal he made had an ungodly amount of spices in it. I overheard him on the phone, saying he’s been purposely making my food inedibly hot so that I’ll eat less and lose weight. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

Anonymous - 13/08/2023 00:02

Today, I told my husband that as I wasn't hungry, he had to cook for himself. He rang my Spanish stepmother as a joke to complain that I’m not wifey material. She showed up, whacked me with her Chancla, and browbeat me into cooking. He feels hella guilty, but he’s still a dead man once she leaves. FML

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Slacker

Anonymous - 04/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has a freezer full of his favorite dish, which I cooked for him, yet he is subsisting on chocolate and those pathetic ready-made sandwiches from the supermarket. Why? Thawing and heating up a meal is too much trouble when I’m not there to do it for him. FML

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 28 January 2021 3:52

Ladies, avoid them momma's boys like the plague. Mind you, the same goes for Daddy's princesses.

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 28 January 2021 14:34

get rid of his ass. it's only gonna get worse. don't tolerate that shit. mama's boys are the worst

Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 28 January 2021 3:52

Ladies, avoid them momma's boys like the plague. Mind you, the same goes for Daddy's princesses.

alex_jaguara 33

Thursday 28 January 2021 7:34

Red flag, dump his ass.

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 28 January 2021 14:34

get rid of his ass. it's only gonna get worse. don't tolerate that shit. mama's boys are the worst

Rikkyruk42 2

Thursday 28 January 2021 20:10

As a formidable cook, what if her cooking was literal shit? Fool prolly overcooks boiling water too.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Thursday 28 January 2021 20:13

so that justifies him getting angry over her choosing to stop cooking? that's some interesting logic you've got there.

Rikkyruk42 2

Thursday 28 January 2021 20:24

Nope you are right it does not, just tooting my own horn I guess. They both should've tried to find some interest in a simple life skill. My mom taught me better.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 28 January 2021 22:36

Tell him and talk to him - most relationship problems can be solved through dialog.

flagbitch 8

Tuesday 2 February 2021 7:06

She should learn proper cooking, but he is capable himself. Should he "forgive the error of her ways" then in the future he should decide how to cook it proper.