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Make it stop!

MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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ihatemyparents - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

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JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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Cheeley 17

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:44

Well that seems a little excessive.

tj5810 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:48

I wonder what song drove gramps over the edge...

Nomadic1 20

Thursday 13 June 2013 13:46

That is just how an O.G. does it...lol

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 13 June 2013 13:48

I think a walk through would have been good for this problem or you could list your errands on your iPad and take it with you...

theworldismad 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 14:06

technology impaired grandparents, who doesn't love them?

Schiffy 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 14:51

Well.... He did figure out a way to do it.

thepretender10 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:05

this is why I leave my gadgets elsewhere when visiting grandparents

avapaige1234 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:05

That's how you shut off bad music, Paleolithic Age style.

blackvyper 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:30

Grandpa must be an Android user ;-)

HumanWiki 8

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:36

Put him in a home.

Huddisher 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 16:00

Time for grandpa to pay $500 something bucks for a new one :)

missdodd 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 16:14

Wtf? me and grandpa would be having a serious talk.

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