Make it stop

honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.

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sunnyray812 42

Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.

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fsomelife 26

Your husband is an asshole. Hopefully he'll grow up soon. Congrats on the pregnancy!

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Axel5238 29

Unfortunately, I'm guessing they are old enough he isn't going to change or young enough if he's asked to stop or grow up she'll be told to " get a sense of humor". If he hasn't by now he probably isn't going to ever change.

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fsomelife 26

It seems like they're expecting their first child, so maybe having a kid will change something.

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sturschaedel 27

Try out which of your perfumes you still like to smell. Spray it on a thin scarf. Whenever you hear him fart or get a whiff put your scarf over your nose. That helped me when I had to change my first kid's diapers while pregnant with the second.

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Pixiemels 19

So...two babies in the car! Poor you...congratulations on the pregnancy, dear! :)

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serslybro 20

Chew mint gum!! It helps with nausea, lower your sense of smell and it will keep our mind off it ;)

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because2why2not 6

dont worry, when your farther along you can get him back with your farts. ten times worse trust me

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musiclover1316 19

Poor thing. That's awful. Hopefully it will go by fast

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