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dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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wouaf - - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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Darksect0r13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:23

So... did you buy them?

DmF288 14

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:25

Pretty embarrassing. But most importantly, did you get that pair of awesome dinosaur underwear?

lil_lucy23 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:37

OR, ask you mom if they have a bigcockasaurus on them... cause those are the only acceptable kind!

SamInLaLaLand 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:15

I think its cute!

hayzee007 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:48

the way i see it is your mom helped you out by pointing out the dinos for you.. cuz dinos are AMAZING

sunsets 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:55

dinosaurs are awesome :DD

hpotterluvr 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:05

what the ****! u shop with ur mom? u should ditch that bitch in the middle of a crowd or threaten to **** up with her if u don't get to go alone!

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Sunday 7 February 2010 8:19

WHAT THE **** HAS BECOME OF THIS PLACE??!?!?!?!?!? KINDERGARTEN??? IF YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL OR YOUNGER, GET THE **** OUT!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:25

Don't tell half of FML's population to GTFO :[

FMLaholic2010 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:02

It is never too early to have an FML.

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Monday 8 February 2010 2:38

Yeah don't be hatin' on the youth bitch! You're just jealous.

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Sunday 7 February 2010 8:25

*note to self. bf's birthday is coming up. must find dinosaur boxers. RAWR! (& seriously, I still go shopping with my parents- yes, even underwear shopping. and I'm 24. I'm not gonna turn it down if they're paying for it!)

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Monday 8 February 2010 4:21

that's not really the same situation. Lots of guys go shopping with their mom or have their mom shop for them until they're like 18 and sometimes older. In no way, shape, or form is that equivalent to shopping with your dad. it's different. Plus, they might have been laughing because it's cute.

dave202 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:03

why is everyone saying that it is embarrassing to shop with your mom? Until your your own i think its perfectly reasonable to shop with your parents. Are you guys just so insecure that you can't be seen near your parents anywhere?