Embarrassing, Airplanes Transportation Look where you're going, dude

Look where you're going, dude

balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML

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Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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Christine - 01/01/2026 12:00

Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML

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DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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Anonymous - 19/02/2025 13:30 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2010 15:53 - France

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

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ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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poolshark 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

mykbibby 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

poolshark 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

quantumoftruth 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:11

rub some Bengay on them, will make it feel better

Clavey 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:35

Mudkip!

cats400 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 21:23

IT'S A TRAP!!

housemd1120 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:12

haha I guess you'll be truthful now when you tell your girlfriend that you have blueballs.

mykbibby 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 24 April 2009 20:23

shabam! Smooth move! haha.

Blanadestroyer 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:25

She laughed? She shouldn't be doing a stewardess then! Did she at least try to help you out?

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 24 April 2009 20:29

She probably paid the ramp operator to leave a little extra room so she can have fun watching guys fall when they try to hit on her.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:29

Wonder how hard she'd laugh if your limp body bounced around the cabin of the plane during a crash. BTW, it's FLIGHT ATTENDANT, not stewardess. That might have put a crimp in your possibility to pick her up as well.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:31

FYL for bruised balls, and you being an idiot. Atleast you did not have to go through getting rejected by yet another woman out of your league

netdude 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:33

dude... i am pretty sure having an excessive gap is against the law... sue... there has to be video surveillance footage of your accident, maybe? you are in the US, right? I'd believe its the American thing to do :) I'm Canadian, I couldn't get away with it :(