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LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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What do you want from me?

Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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Time to bail

Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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Surprised?

neverbeensurprised - 14/08/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

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Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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Peroxide 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:53

Your gf has more friends than you do...Quick, you better go kill yourself and end this intolerable injustice.

Fuzzygraywolf 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:54

why not go hang out with your girlfriend and her friends?

Brandon96 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:58

Join the club buddy!

caughtinawave 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:07

Dare I say... For the Alliance! Now pop your cooldowns, throw out a taunt, a growl, a distracting shot, anything to get her aggro and line of site her right into your bed. Loot the chest, take a few screenshots and GG.

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:26

i never could get into WoW. i need a LITTLE better visuals.

laks_lucky88 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:32

# 88 is WIN... lol good one buddy

mandafyi 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:40

I'm almost positive my brother posted this, and he's almost nineteen.

justnuggets 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:04

49 win

Halpmenaow 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:32

You are all wrong! She's the one who have to be out in the sun.. The sun sucks. And you get to play wow! Yay. Having lots of friends and being popular isn't important anyway.