Sex, Pranks, Cheating Love LOL whatever

LOL whatever

Anonymous - 02/10/2015 10:22 - Australia

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was, "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway." Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML

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Anonymous - 03/03/2012 03:05 - United States

Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML

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imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Eternally romantic

singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Cheats, cheats everwhere

bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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Heart to heart

Anonymous - 11/07/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML

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Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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SingleSara. - - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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gersmer 3

Friday 2 October 2015 20:10

Beat the **** out of Steve

bazookajoey 27

Friday 2 October 2015 20:08

Quite the loving family you got there

Histanical3d 6

Thursday 15 October 2015 16:28

Beat the shit out of steve

backoffuugly 11

Tuesday 20 October 2015 19:03

suddenly everything looks better in my life. even though it's still crap like hell.

DonkeyKongDaddy 13

Sunday 3 January 2016 7:38

so your sister saved you from a bad relationship,and if i were you i would beat steve in to telling the truth

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Thursday 10 March 2016 0:58

Well atleast you found out this way, and it hurt her more because you broke up with her

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Saturday 13 August 2016 4:53

I knew you were Australian when I saw the name Steve.

Therebepeople 13

Saturday 27 August 2016 5:29

Sister probably knew and was trying to watch out for her brother or get him out of it in the best was possible. Very unfortunate situation.

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Wednesday 3 January 2018 15:16

Either it was coincidental or your sister knew something was going on and didn’t know how to break it to you. Either way, at least now you know your (ex) girlfriend is a cheating ***** and your brother is likely a backstabbing douchebag.