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Living life on low battery mode

skigal24 - - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

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Darth_Naru 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:57

Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

StalinsHeir 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:16

That's all the motivation I need.

dhbeaver 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:12

#nolife

delrio1d 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 9:54

hey cupcakes are amazing and great motivation!

Lorean 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 8:11

Mmmm!

Storm5526 4

Thursday 8 August 2013 23:57

Whatever gets you motivated, it's also a good way to start out the day happy :)

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 6:23

Yum, cupcakes for breakfast!

KatieMajestic 17

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:41

How is this a FML?

KatieMajestic 17

Thursday 19 September 2013 13:07

KatieMajestic 17

Wednesday 18 September 2013 9:55

I get out of bed for cupcakes all the time.

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Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML

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Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML

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Today, I ran to catch the night bus which passes every hour, when it unexpectedly passed its stop and turned right. I ran faster, only to trip on a roadwork sign and scrape both knees on the half-rebuilt road, ruining my new yoga pants in the process. FML

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Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML

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Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

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