Little *****

Anonymous - 09/05/2022 06:00 - Australia

Today, and every other weekend for the past 4 weeks, my boyfriend has made the 2 and a half hour drive to come stay with me. For some reason, every time he comes down, we see 1 or 2 cockroaches in my house. I'm at home most of the time, and I never see any cockroaches. I swear they're conspiring to make me look bad. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Clearly, your boyfriend is a collection of cockroaches in a skin suit.

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Yudith 25

Yes, the boyfriend is clearly bringing some "friends" along when he visits you.

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Plop 17

It's easy to figure out. Are they wearing tiny black suits, sunglasses and speak to each other in walkie-talkies? Carrying tiny suitcases maybe? Alternatively, you might be dating Edgar the bug from Men in Black.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Clearly, your boyfriend is a collection of cockroaches in a skin suit.

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RichardPencil 30

This species of roach has an affinity for male genitalia. Did you not notice their name?

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Yudith 25

Yes, the boyfriend is clearly bringing some "friends" along when he visits you.

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Jennij717 4

He could unintentionally be bringing them with him

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Justkidding100 41

he could be intentionally bringing them so you have to make the drive instead

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Sinshine 28

"Today and every other weekend for the past 4 weeks"... Weird way of saying he visited you 2-3 times.

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