Animals Little devil

Little devil

Teresa - 28/05/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

10 012

42 727

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Needy baby

Guess that's why they call it suffoCATion - 06/11/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML

324

134

Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!

Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML

944

335

Cats give great advice like "Shit in a box!"

can't sleep - 09/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I can't sleep. I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I have been lying in bed, staring at the ceiling for about 5 hours, or that I have been asking my cat for advice. FML

1 354

280

Cujo, but for cats

Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

599

306

dormeur - 18/01/2013 11:39 - France - Malakoff

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a paw slap, then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

39 742

15 861

Zzzzzzzzz

driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00

Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML

3 864

420

Obey, human

Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

737

171

Suffer little humans

Go away dude - 11/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I went to bed, falling asleep quickly; however, my cat decided to show up and lay on top of me, making me so uncomfortably hot and sweaty that my body immediately woke me up so I wouldn't die of a heat stroke. It's fucking 1:00 AM. He NEVER sleeps with me. FML

643

203

Surprise, human!

Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

396

101

Whoops

introublenow - 18/09/2015 12:22 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML

16 970

33 446

lettertjes 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:22

You can get a cat out of your bed without kicking it, you know. Just lift it up and put it on the ground. Or lift it up and put it on a more convenient place on your bed. It'll most likely just continue sleeping.

Chunchunchun 3

Friday 28 May 2010 12:20

I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

_PersianBaBe_ 0

Friday 28 May 2010 22:22

Lol cats are annoying sometimes.

HayleeSaysRawr 0

Friday 28 May 2010 22:48

dude...seriously, Sean didnt post a comment to this? lol

Misguided_Ghost 0

Friday 28 May 2010 22:48

cats are cute. (:

ElegantlyLovelyy 6

Friday 28 May 2010 23:28

its apparent that the cat likes u more or it wouldnt have been sleepin in your bed. i dont see the true relevancy to the cat liking u more and u gettin comfortable in your bed. Why couldnt you have just moved thaa cat over or something. You being uncomfortable doesnt mean that cat likes u more than your bro. movin the cat doesnt mean it likes u less.

ElegantlyLovelyy 6

Friday 28 May 2010 23:29

u dont get it cuz it doesnt make sense.

MizzCaramelle 1

Friday 28 May 2010 23:34

this is stupid. no cat wud be sleeping in My bed.. makin Me uncomfortable .. like WTF?

jbrizzle17 0

Friday 28 May 2010 23:39

who cares move the cat

lolomg69 0

Friday 28 May 2010 23:41

How old are you, 8?

ASA5G 2

Saturday 29 May 2010 0:35

why would you have an argument about who the cat loves more? kicked the bastard out of your bed and say to your brother i dont give a rats ass and neither does the cat.