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Little demon

Hackmanjones - 13/06/2009 14:42 - Canada

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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Make it stop!

Anonymous - 21/04/2024 21:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML

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Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML

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Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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anonymousjason 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:57

You're a woman and you have balls. Your L is F'd.

joecoyote 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:20

well at least he knows you weren't real lol thats a smart "slow" kid =P

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:19

LOL i'd start wearing a cup.

anonymousjason 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:57

You're a woman and you have balls. Your L is F'd.

Bansheethekilla 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:08

WEll "She" is a woman now.

Felendris 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:51

he (/she?) shouldve kangaroo kicked him back. man I would pay to see that event....

drcool41 0

Friday 27 August 2010 21:18

hahahaha op is a woman now

peacegirll 0

Monday 1 November 2010 6:58

ya hahahahaha

Lolerskatez 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:09

YDI for not impersonating a kangaroo correctly and kicking him on the face whilst bouncing off your tail...like it's not that hard!

joecoyote 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:20

well at least he knows you weren't real lol thats a smart "slow" kid =P

Hunthas 17

Monday 26 April 2010 5:44

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

BB_ava 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:08

what? you dressed up as an acorn and got bit in the balls :P

natuhlay 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

LMAO!

Katzilla_dances 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Definitely wear a cup, kids are dangerous when it comes to giant costumes!

SluttyMcNugget 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:26

Well that sucks, but remember they have it worst than you.....they're special needs kids so their life is already so ****** up. Nonetheless, FYL.

jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:26

cant blame them for being brutally honest

alexgisforme3 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:27

i completely agree with #5.

HorrorByrd 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:27

HAHAHAHAHA good for you for keeping your cool I would have kicked the kid back

homiecat 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:27

haha ouch! that sucks, but i agree with # 6

DonovanE 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:28

The bastard! You shouldve kicked him right back! ;)

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