Aaand that's why you don't joke about things like that

lol this is exactly what I said when I read it

Omnomnom?

That's a shitty, oh wait I have a life.

I agree with #1, & I hope you helped her..

all these shit jokes r just shitty now

That's bullshit to say you shouldn't joke about stuff like that. Now what? Should I not say momma jokes cuz it's possible the kid's mom died? OP is obviously close to her grandma and can joke if she'd like.

Business in the front's marketing is sagging, the party in the back is shitty.

OP didn't mean any harm OP just said it for * ***** and gigs*

Stop giving poor granny shit! She has enough of it on her back already.

ewwwww

wow. Have you guys ever heard of respect? I don't care who we are talking about here. you guys are just plain rude to be making fun of her. Respect the senior citizens!

At least they were shopping. Granny probably had a new shirt already, she could change into it. Just put all the stuff in one bag and use another one for the dirty shirt. It sucks, but at least they weren't in the middle of nowhere.

You think you the shit till we flush you!

Shit happens.

well after reading, "Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML" im like HAHA KARMA!! but then I'm like wait different granny =/

Today, I had to use the restroom. While standing over the shit filled toilet, my legs gave out dropping me into the toilet on my back. After struggling for a bit, I was finally able to wiggle my way out. When I finally left that bathroom, my gran-daughter laughed at me. FML

@48 we kinda knew what it meant when we read the original comment.

3- Everytime I read one of your comments, I read it in that family guy character's voice. lol.

:) well thank you I am glad you have read my comments.

:D

Why are you on FML if you want to feel sorry for people?

You can't help but feel sorry for some people buddy.

niiiice hahahaha

that's so funny hahahahahahaha...no

jokes are supposed to be funny.

lighten up

no.

Mentioning the shut jokes to come is just as ******-esque as actually leaving them.

It's amazing how the first one is made right after you posted your comment.

exactly

dude I love your name

see what I mean it's just stupid by now

Those jokes are not funny! Stop using that shitty joke all the ******* time.

No shit, miss.

Shaaaaaaaaatttttuuuuuuupppppp! (That is meant to be like shut up, but really drawn out... I long for the days that everyone will just understand what I mean so I won't have to explain things like this to people...)