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Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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ChampionKO 6

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

One hell of a smart old man.

ckoal 3

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

Nice... For him

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 5 April 2013 6:14

Clever old man. He knew what he was doing.

rightspark 7

Friday 5 April 2013 6:19

Hey he got a highlight of a lifetime, you help good for both of you.

Porcei 18

Friday 5 April 2013 6:22

Clever old man. Cute or not you shouldn't have fallen for that trick. You'll receive no pity from me.

jopo_fml 1

Friday 5 April 2013 6:42

So... Did you let him stay "sleeping"?

HeadlessSparrow 20

Friday 5 April 2013 6:44

I would smile too. ;)

StinGer56 10

Friday 5 April 2013 6:45

Old man still got the moves...like Jagger.

PerditaDessa 38

Friday 5 April 2013 7:00

Here's a perk to having small boobs, I suppose, don't really have to worry about creepy, old men.

pepsi_ftw 13

Friday 5 April 2013 7:05

Maybe he thought it was a pillow

maximus_prime 24

Friday 5 April 2013 7:23

Your just lucky he hasn't heard about the latest craze OP, masturbating on the bus.

Kk_Waylen24 21

Friday 5 April 2013 7:40

Aka-awkward!

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