Kids Lame - FML

Lame

gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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Family time is best time

Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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alejita - 02/03/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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laughxlove - 23/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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Mom! No!

Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

Maybe you shouldn't be a lame prissie then.

ganjaranja 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

Hahaha wonder what Granny was like when you were growing up.

poppetpea 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 20:18

I love that you used the word admonished. Instead of a common word.

cami28 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:48

I would have answered well you were the one that raised me to be a lame prissy

Xxak907xX 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:28

That grandma is a boss!

xaer0babiix0 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:44

I wonder who taught little Sally to curse!

doorick 4

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:08

stop being a little bitch.. mothers are always right

livvie1999 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:13

Hhmmmm wonder where your children learned such a word?

laundryninja 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 2:38

oh snap!

cool770 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:42

Hahahaha poor u!

Bekeliyr 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:57

Grandma is right.

max_bleu 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:23

Admonished. Lol

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