King of the Jungle - FML

King of the Jungle

FML Videos - 16/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

What would Mufasa think?!

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Saturday 17 November 2018 18:16

I think Mufusa would have said that's not one of mine that's one of Scar's kids 😂

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 17 November 2018 18:16

I think Mufusa would have said that's not one of mine that's one of Scar's kids 😂

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Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML

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Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

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Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML

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Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

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Today, my upstairs neighbor woke me with her sex moans, reminding me how single I'll be on Valentine's. FML

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Today, I discovered that the reason my neighbors have been giving me weird looks while whispering to each other lately is because I've started walking my cat on a leash, and this is apparently "a cause for concern about my mental health." FML

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