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anon - 31/10/2012 04:22 - United States - Medford

Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML

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Depressed - - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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Daddy issues

Tom - 28/12/2024 18:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML

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Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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Run for the hills

Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:00

Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML

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J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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.... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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welsea28 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:54

That's means....breakup in future

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:02

With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.

Abby_jay 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:25

Lolllllll

ChaoticBacon 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 20:46

That's when you win her over by saying "it wont because we're gonna get through this and there won't be another relationship".

Pensu 12

Friday 2 November 2012 4:44

Ah, the age-old misconception that saying "no offense!" makes something not offensive. It is about as effective as the #notracist hashtag.

mysticshroom 2

Friday 2 November 2012 11:59

if you dated a man, like you should, you wouldn't have to deal with bitchy hoes.

LokiLaufeyson 2

Wednesday 7 November 2012 6:34

Stop being a homophobic asshole.

TheDoctor10 28

Thursday 18 July 2013 3:15

People think saying "no offense" just gives them the go-ahead to say whatever offensive thing they were already going to say, but it can still be hurtful.