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Keep the change

hatemylife - - United States

Today, a group of Girl Scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought two bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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musicman2005 - 30/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML

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twit - 16/03/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:52 - Canada

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

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UTRejected - - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Scottrick - 01/03/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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Steephx0 - 22/03/2017 02:00

Today, I found out the "free" protein bars at my gym are actually for a fundraiser for children's cancer. I've been taking one every day for the past two weeks. FML

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mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:08

Well, at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.

artc91 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:24

Re-open the door and show them what happens when a fat bitch is insulted.

SavannahStar1010 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:22

The girl scouts I know sell cookies...

Sweet_Testicles 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:35

Tell them to come back because you want more and then sit on them! ^^

pinkerbell 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:12

I'm gonna call your bluff on this one. Girl scouts do not sell chocolate bars. They do cookies in the winter and fall product, which is basically nuts and raisin things. There are no girl scouts who will come to your door in the summer with candy bars.

armedandangerous 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:20

If there is a next time and they pass by, buy some more chocolate bars and tell them: oh yeah us fat bitches love candy.

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:02

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Those girls scare me... If I don't buy, I'm evil. if I do buy, they rip me off, plus I'm a pig. AUGH!

helen29 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:10

maybe u shouldnt of bought them?

orgasm_blush 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:44

Hahahaha! Im sorry but that is funny. Sounds a lot like the kids from where i live.

AustrianChaos 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:54

Sooo.... it's no refunds, right? =/

MerrikBarbarian 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:35

find out who their group leader is and I form them of their rude ways. I was never a scout but I believe they earn prizes and merits for GOOD behavior. least get the brats stripped of anything they gained selling those bars.