Just Hanging On - FML

Just Hanging On

FML Approved - 20/10/2017 20:30

It'll get better. Eventually.

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Saturday 21 October 2017 6:06

If that was my kid, I'd tell him to get up and walk.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 October 2017 6:06

If that was my kid, I'd tell him to get up and walk.

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Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until she asked me if he was good in bed and started saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML

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Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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Today, I found out just how much my dog likes ice-cream when she tackled a little girl at a park for hers. FML

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