I heard raw eggs and orange juice go really well with coffee. why don't you give your lab partner a glass :D

"An eye for an eye makes the world blind"

56 - If you let people pick on you, you get the reputation of being an easy target. Let people know that you're not one to mess with

It appears my joke flew over most people's heads. When orange juice and raw eggs are mixed with coffee, it creates an explosion, thus creating a sort of chemical revenge :P

*Of your lab partner.

You mean "from" said lab partner...

Maybe suggesting where he got the intestines from?

"From a recently dissected dog"

Probably because it's a required lab in OP's biology (or similar science) class.

It's definitely not unheard of. Most advanced science classes have to dissect dogs,cats,rats, pigs, etc.

I took a vet class, and I dissected cats, it was pretty cool too!

To get an education. Try it.

Sadly… even OP planning this is not out of the realm of the inconceivable. Not that he did it, of course.

That's what stated this whole thing...