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Just a prank, bro!

fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Log out

Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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Anger management class is next door

ComeOnMan - 21/12/2022 09:00

Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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Caught in the act

Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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vicburnsred 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:00

you definitely deserve it. mind your own business

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:31

lesson 1: don't try to teach people anything. oh wait... never mind.

atomicJ 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:15

Efffin WIN^ hahahahaha

jakiwi 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:15

Ditto to 9 :|

itsssarahjane 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:15

You deserved it. Im sure you wouldn't of been happy if someone did that to you.

justinfailz 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:16

atomicJ 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:16

You failed pretty hard.

cockoftherock 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:36

you have a Jewish pet. warning you. (jokes!) don't flame me for this.

atomicJ 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:05

Haha your right. it almost killed me when I dropped a penny and I wanted to pick it up!

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:18

My thorough observations and careful calculations tell me you enjoy licking bus windows in your spare time, and may qualify for Social Security Disability benefits on the basis that you're ******* retarded. Hurpity-derpadurr, go drink some more paint.

ImInHawaiiBITCH 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:18

ohh that sucks for you... hope u learned your lesson

Johnnnyyy 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:20

YDI **** wad. messin with one's fb is like sleeping with another mans woman

missy1212 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:02

Errm..... Really? I'm 90% sure most people would rather have some randomer post something silly on their facebook if it's left open than have somebody sleep with their significant other. OP deserves the awkwardness, but not to be called a "**** wad" as you so elegantly put it.