Proposal, Awkward Love Jumping the gun

Jumping the gun

Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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Smooth Operator

kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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Mixed signals

Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

Friday 23 September 2011 6:02

Sarcasm. Calm your ****.

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 23 September 2011 5:57

I know, right? Two whole weeks.

elisabeth1_fml 0

Friday 23 September 2011 7:06

Scary much

ironman108 0

Friday 23 September 2011 7:12

The dude is an idiot! 100% no questions asked! It's takes years to Know someone and violates common sense to get married after two weeks of DATEING! good for you for saying NO! The dude was desperate and showed how desperate he was by asking after two weeks. YOU DON'T KNOW A PERSON IN 14 days! Bf / gf ok who cares that's cute, fiancé married?!! Forget that!!!!

Nauvea 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 16:39

Your **** are not calm.

yankfan89 27

Friday 23 September 2011 7:17

That must have been awkward for the rest of the people in the restaurant to watch that.

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 23 September 2011 7:23

Funny, it says on page 47 of his copy of "Learn hypnosis at home: the secret to having success, money and girls." that "a concentrated, unbroken stare will result in the subject falling completely under your power at this point". Watch out for Chapter 7 where he learns the secret to the "mystic chant".

Shifty3 0

Friday 23 September 2011 7:30

Nice

kareltje 17

Friday 23 September 2011 7:31

I'm not saying that your life doesn't suck, but in the context of things you deserved this. The guy (let him be a fool to do this after two weeks) put his heart on the table and you stepped on it. Blue or not, that hurts. (he should've still had the courtesy of dropping you off back home, though).

wriptidez 0

Friday 23 September 2011 7:34

that was immature on his part.... way too soon to ask

drawmesunshine 17

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:26

Premature**

Mathematical 0

Friday 23 September 2011 7:57

He liked it, so he wanted to put a ring on it.

Sawprophet 3

Friday 23 September 2011 8:31

His thought as he stares; "That does not compute!"

pscl1990 3

Friday 23 September 2011 8:31

Girls always Complain they want to be loved and taken care of and need à guy that knows what he wants, then they found one and still its not good enough u deserved it i hope it was raining too !!

firedraik 0

Friday 23 September 2011 10:12

There's such a thing as infatuation, and many don't know the difference. You don't know how caring he was; proposing doesn't automatically mean he's a keeper.