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Jump scare

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Scary

xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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Peaky Bladders

Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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Anonymous - 20/10/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML

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locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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1800getalife 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:04

you gf is the man of the house...

boatkicker 4

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:09

It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.

nija666 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:41

lmao! what are you 9 years old?!? what a puss.

iGreen_Day 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:53

I wouldn't pee myself watching a horror movie at 9 years old...

NatyBoo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:41

omg did she notice because that would really suck

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Sunday 31 January 2010 21:46

That's why you go to the bathroom before the movie. *bonk* Duh.

xriley 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:22

I hear water sports ...OP ur such a scaredy cat... were u watch ima a sissy

foodlover123 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:34

wow if u haven't notice the movie is rated PG13 and if u are older then haha **** ur life!!!!!

Bertha5 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:02

ahahah! sadd;) it happens ....to you! aha

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Sunday 31 January 2010 23:29

hahahaha

mckkayua 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:29

duude that sucks. go pee before a scary movie from now on

MelMel1997 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:37

HA HA HA!!!! LOL!!! That comment almost made me pee my pants! :) I showed my dad that and he couldn't breath cuz it was so funny!

Kockdiesel 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:44

don't be a lil' bitch next time.

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