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LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

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Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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So frustrating!

Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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All my fault

streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 21:55

We should probably get together.

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Friday 26 November 2010 4:02

Your username just made your comment so much more meaningful.

EdenLis 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 3:02

Don't be a *****. Problem solved.

lolz0701 4

Monday 21 May 2012 18:58

She was right

MrJaysGrrl 1

Sunday 12 August 2012 2:06

Your comment along with many others just furthers my beliefs that us women with actual class are an endangered species. I hope you grow up some day and learn to be respected for who you are not how much a woman opens her legs.

yzzami 17

Friday 22 February 2013 1:20

Something tells me you did indeed make bad choices involving alcohol if youre walking home from a random guys house in party clothes Y D I

blackwidowtaco 31

Tuesday 20 August 2013 6:12

Almost seems like the kid tried to politely call you a hooker, op.

lusitania_fml 11

Thursday 20 March 2014 5:52

Some people are judgmental assholes.

moonlightruled 9

Saturday 4 October 2014 17:56

BBBOOMMM YEA ***** BITCH

spiceywicey 10

Tuesday 21 October 2014 10:17

Been there before!! Hahah always funny tho! I walked out straight into a dorm tour!

dswomi 12

Thursday 9 July 2015 6:37

It's not a walk of shame if you're proud

withered 30

Wednesday 20 July 2016 0:08

What bad decisions? If you use protection and don't want relationship there is nothing wrong with having sex without obligations. Besides, love how the hypocrites insult you yet say nothing about the guy you slept with. Bitter people will always brand those who have more sex than them as "*****".