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inder - 25/02/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

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noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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sheyshey0413 - 13/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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Better safe

stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML

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dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Manipulation

Anonymous - 02/05/2022 02:00

Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML

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jasonf00 1

Friday 25 February 2011 18:57

Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

tcharbs 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:03

what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

Mister_Grinch 0

Friday 25 February 2011 22:05

I think he's using that as an excuse for another possible bad quality in you.

chrstygrl06 10

Friday 25 February 2011 22:19

He can't compete with you now that he knows you can give yourself pleasure! Haha seriously though, your boyfriend is crazy!

Sinkhole 26

Friday 25 February 2011 22:23

Stupider is a word, it might not sound right for some people, but it's not wrong. Besides, you should check your grammar before correcting someone, if you wanted to correct that part of his comment, you should have said "more stupid than I".

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Friday 25 February 2011 22:31

I don't get it either? Is he jealous he is not as flexible or is he jealous because he thinks your learned it from dozens of carnie ex BFs? What is w/these guys? If they are so immature they are too young for relations!