Miscellaneous It's just a prank, bro!

It's just a prank, bro!

HOPE YOU GET PEGGED - 21/10/2012 23:00 - Canada - Hinton

Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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not saying it was whores, but... - 16/10/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML

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why?! - 10/09/2011 01:57 - United States

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

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Throwing a dinner

Cathy - 01/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I hosted a family dinner. I made a roast, potatoes, green beans, and homemade bread. Everything went smoothly until I realized halfway through I'd used powdered sugar instead of flour. No one noticed at first, then my aunt asked in horror, “Why's it taste like cake?” The rest of the meal was eyed suspiciously and I almost fainted from the stress. FML

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Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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Anonymous - 29/12/2015 00:00 - United States - Granger

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

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stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig

Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

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mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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Hunter Ferguson - 31/07/2018 13:00 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML

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Stay out of my life

Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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j_cat187 19

Monday 22 October 2012 3:18

At least it wasn't laxatives.

LuminousKing 7

Monday 22 October 2012 3:18

Kick him in the balls

Phishhed44 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 3:44

One should always taste the dessert before considering it ready to serve. FAIL.

friesen2154 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 20:45

All good cooks taste what they make to ensure it turns out the way they expected it to. You should have had a taste of what you made to avoid this whole dilemma.

actingchick9870 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:54

Why would your mom make you cook anyway???

R4inb0wBrit3 13

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:35

You sir, are a genius.

still_guns 16

Monday 4 March 2013 19:16

give me your brothers number so I can tell him what a douchebag he is

Comoke1024 19

Tuesday 3 June 2014 18:35

Step one: Buy as much salt as you can get your hands on Step two: Salt EVERY THING HE OWNS. Step three: Count how long it takes him to completely de-salt his life. Put salt in every pocket of every pair of pants he owns. Put a layer of salt in his bed. Put salt in his pillowcases Fill his desk and dresser drawers with salt. Open his cell phone and put salt in it. Open his computer and put salt in it. Fill his backpack with salt. If they're into it, convince his friends to help you. Most friends love pranking each other.