It's all too much

toomuchlove - 02/08/2010 23:32 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
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perdix 29

I'm so disappointed that this story started with the phrase "milk it," and then never had any reference to *******! :( I once was making out with this girl who was sitting in my lap and she said, "I like your size." I asked, "You can tell it just from sitting on my lap?" And she said, "I meant sighs!" That's a true story.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

nothing is wrong with being a virgin(: but sex FML's are the funniest to me

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gibbons88 0

why did you give him the opertunity op?

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Hwikek 2

Nice how people decide things about me without even knowing who I am

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

#84, YDI for being a deviant. YDI for being a shoplifter. YDI for the username "Hwikek".

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Hwikek 2

I suppose it isn't the coolest user name in the world but hey

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Hwikek 2

Why did people respond to my comment again?

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nissanman_fml 16

Because you asked them to you frigging retard. If you're unfamiliar with this term here's the definition for you: re·tard [ree-tahrd] -Slang: Disparaging. a. a mentally retarded person. b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

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xMaNNiNGx119 0

So tell him to stfu

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Now you know why guys hate it when girls fake, OP.

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Hwikek 2

Ha ha! People are still posting comments about my comment! Will they ever stop?

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Hwikek 2

This Lisa person seems to think that she "owned" me with her comments. Yet she did not. If you disagree write a comment

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wendyBrownies 0

I told my boyfriend once about me loving his ''moans''... He doesn't overmoan even after telling him about it... hehe FYL

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