It's a conspiracy!

Robyn - 05/01/2016 08:43 - Belgium - Stokkem

Today, the button on my husband's pants popped for the 4th time. I already used the strongest thread and buttons. He's obviously put on some weight around the stomach, but he won't listen to reason and still blames me for my sewing, which is making his pants "turn against him". FML
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Genius_Kitty 27

Tell him that his dick is too big and he needs new pants. He will believe you then.

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Wizardo 33

Tell Jabba the Gutt to stop eating like a Sarlacc, might help.

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beeferjay 34

sneak fiber into his food to curtail the belly fat... its science bitch!!!!

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tj1540 16

Buy him bigger pants and don't tell him

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Distantsoul 8

Yeah because that's not over the top ???

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Tripartita 44

Think about it for yourself, OP. What seems more likely? That he gained weight or that you have magical sewing powers capable of endowing cloths with consciousness and malice. Because the latter is seriously awesome.

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Dexter83_fml 17

You could accidentally shrink them forcing him to go out and buy a new pair that fit

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crackpotL 33

use the pregnant lady elastic band trick.

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73012211 17

Op, back it with a smaller button. Makes it a little stronger. That being said, smack him upside the head with some carrots.

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Slavgaard 16

Use some metal thread... titanium may help!

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Arokthis 21

Use dental floss to sew the next button on.

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