Work, Cars, Ironic and Weather: Irony at a base level

Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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You deserved it 48 207

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By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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You deserved it 3 531

By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 305

By A. - 14/10/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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You deserved it 3 598

By epicvixen - 15/03/2015 21:12 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

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You deserved it 27 292

By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 5 634

By RainyDay - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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You deserved it 3 525

Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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You deserved it 100

Car washed

By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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You deserved it 3 399

If a tree falls…

By Lili - 22/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 77

Great organization

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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You deserved it 85

N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

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Bitts 0

Friday 29 May 2009 17:09

I work solely as a cart pusher at a grocery store....it's a crappy job, but for now, it's a job. Between the time when it starts to pour and it starts to thunder, all hell breaks loose as we're not allowed to push metal carts when lightning can come. Cars will get hit by carts, it sucks, but it's not always within our control

I_Am_The_Edge 4

Friday 29 May 2009 17:10

Ha! It's funny but it's Karma =P

Hive_Node 2

Friday 29 May 2009 17:13

It's not Karma... you people are retarded. He did nothing wrong by thinking something. And FYL dude.

mitsimuscle 0

Friday 24 February 2012 1:11

It is karma u fool obviously not indian there fore don't understand karma

Telcontar14 0

Friday 29 May 2009 17:54

Yeah, they don't deserve this just because they were thinking about it. FYL.

DarkMirror 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:07

Irony- IT BURNS!

SarlaccBits 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:00

Be careful what you wish for!

Cesilia 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:10

OK, just because he said he thought it would be funny doesn't mean he was standing there anticipating it and waiting to laugh his ass off. The way he phrased it doesn't really sound like he meant it that way, it sounds like he was just being casual about it and thinking about it in passing, and not really thinking about how it would suck to happen to yourself. He was also probably just thinking about how the idea, and not it actually happening, was funny.