Inspection time

Anonymous - - United States - Monterey

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
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svalaedgren 18

Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

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darwinism 30

Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

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AngelLovesDerby 10

Wtf no crap would seriously clog the pipes... She's fuked.....

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Robert522 4

That's some crap!! I have a crap trimmer for sale, only $50, let me know if you are interested.

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chuckcloninger 12

Just flush em dumbass. You don't have to follow every idiotic rule a senile old woman makes up.

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buckdharma 37

Ok, which one of you is responsible for the floater?

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MistySky 17

So what would happen if it was too big? X.x

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Flowsidon 6

It's ok OP. Every time I'm on the toilet I'll think of this fml

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tehdarkness 21

Stop obliging! Tell her that you were trying and nothing came out.

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graphicstyle7 17

Um... don't know how old grandma is, but that could be a sign of dementia. Seriously, that's way, way out of bounds. Like one of the posts says, flush them. Don't tell her, that's very much an intrusion of your privacy.

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SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Is your grandmother so old-school that she's never heard of a plunger? She might want to invest in one, to save her from all the shit. :)

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