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damnit - - Australia

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
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MaddogTotten 0

Haha, penis. You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.

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Wayne913 13

I never understand why you'd get a tattoo, then hide it.

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cardinal_jade 5

Wear a turtle neck?

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mcomedyman94 15

That has got to be one of the worst tattoos ever. Even if it didn't look like a penis when covered up.

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kewpiesuicide 29

I saw this exact same scenario on a recent episode of Tattoo Nightmares...I wonder if it's the same guy

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fatkidfalling 11

Who gets a sword tattoo that big? How old are you? 5?

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magnetic_aura 26

My ex-fiancé has a USMC tattoo, with a sword that had the same problem. It made me laugh at him a lot. But, it's no big deal. He laughed about it too.

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wildirishrose 19

This is a rip off from an episode of Tattoo Nightmares. Nice try, OP.

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