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aninnocentonlooker - 04/12/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

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Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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I'm horny, horny horny horny

It was a mistake!! - 12/11/2025 20:00

Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML

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Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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Oh what a night

EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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aFreedom127 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:49

Nothing beats a good BJ.

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Sunday 4 December 2011 12:59

Did you keep both hands on the wheel?

mikede420 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:25

I am assuming it was to guys by the way you word it. Anyway so why is that a bad thing when your friend is getting a BJ

HeYHiTmEUp 2

Monday 5 December 2011 5:45

Girl or boy?

mastamasta 0

Monday 5 December 2011 5:47

**** blocker

ILpalmtree 0

Monday 5 December 2011 6:20

Dont **** block him.. Just keep ur eyes on the road. Ive been in the same room as my best friend while he got laid by some chick. Just dont look

YoshiXclusive 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:26

Should of joined. Three way action, unless your a dude then never mind about that.

marlicious 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:29

hmm. Same tthing happened to me, only I took pictures... best black male pictures of all time. and the best part is... She knows and we still laugh about it... She's my hero!!

transvestite69 4

Monday 5 December 2011 15:23

Haha well is he really your friend or? And yeah I would have drove on the curve and been like curve check.

kyrintethron 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:50

Was his "new friend" a dude?

MJEzinga 0

Monday 5 December 2011 21:07

You should of grown some balls and asked her if she wanted to go skiing...

evaRed 0

Monday 5 December 2011 21:41

Haha! Live ****

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