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bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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gojira666 7

Another way of saying hes got a long, thin, flaccid weiner and your ****** is large and in charge?

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kiiouex 3

YDI for the horrible phrasing. Why would you be that mean about something that's both your 'fault'.

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alki_fml 5

..and did he explain to you that it will stay limp unless you do your part and arouse him?

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docscientist 9

A most wonderful variant of the hotdog thrown down a hallway.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

Maybe the problem is not that his dick is to small but that she slept around to much and now her ****** is too big. So maybe FML for him. Quite possibly FML for both of them If she was just born with a wide set ******

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Dusty_Busters 15

I would be limp if I was trying to have sex with a primrose can ****** too lol

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PYLrulz 17

Now I'm curious too, please explain!

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StephenJameson 2

Well maybe to him having sec with you is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

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