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If I fits, I sits

Dumbass Cat - 28/07/2022 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML

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insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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Z3R0G5 - 06/01/2014 23:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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Anonymous - 03/03/2023 14:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML

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Rare female gamer loves Gears of War - 27/07/2022 14:00

Today, I refused to play with my brother because he always breaks my stuff. Mom brought him into my room to force us to play together. He tripped and spilled coke on my Xbox, which smoked then died. Mom just backed out of the room with him slowly, like, "I see what you mean, we'll leave you alone now." I hate him so much. FML

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Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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Sorry Mr Whiskers

Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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He's special - 29/01/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat keeps walking into my room and screaming at me to pay attention to him. When I try to do so, he moves away. Then he yells at me from a distance. I don't wanna play this game. FML

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Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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Anonymous - 18/02/2025 02:00

Today, after an argument with my husband, I was sat in the front room calming down when the stupid cat decided she was going to jump up onto me, spilling a full coffee cup over my husband's PS5. He's convinced I did it on purpose after the argument, when it really was all the damn cat's fault FML

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emmalou 19

Friday 29 July 2022 0:09

He clearly wants your attention

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 July 2022 2:36

You don't care about your cat's safety. If the Xbox gets too hot, it'll jump off. You really care more about your Xbox than your cat, let's be honest.

emmalou 19

Friday 29 July 2022 0:09

He clearly wants your attention

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 29 July 2022 0:39

Halo Cat is watching you game.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 July 2022 2:36

You don't care about your cat's safety. If the Xbox gets too hot, it'll jump off. You really care more about your Xbox than your cat, let's be honest.

clumzrino 8

Friday 29 July 2022 6:28

Both of my cats did that all the time, got hotter than normal but never had any issues beyond that.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 July 2022 20:32

Our cat sits on top of our XBox constantly and doesn't hurt it at all. She falls asleep on it most of the time. If your XBox is overheating, I doubt the cat is causing it. Our cat hasn't been hurt at all and the XBox is fine.