Ideas?

Anonymous - 18/07/2023 15:00

Today, my dad told me my pregnancy stretch marks were really bad and unsightly, and that I should probably do something about them, as though there was some miracle cure for them that I’m just too lazy to go and buy from the shops. If this gets published, I expect revenge ideas in the comments. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Your dad sounds insecure find his flaws and point them out 🤣

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D J's MOM 17

take a picture of them and blow it up into a poster and hang it in his kitchen or bedroom lol

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Jall8089 9

Don’t have any revenge ideas, but maybe it makes you feel better that shortly before I gave birth to a 10 pound baby, our second child within a year and a half, my HUSBAND told me that I looked like Freddy (Krueger) got me. :(

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IHaveThePower 16

Mail him a snail-mail envelope of glitter.

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Brightside86 30

Technically, if they bother you, you could diminish them significantly with microneedlying or/and lasers. Would be interesting to ask your dad why he would say something like that and if that's the type of person he really wants to be.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sounds expensive. Your dad should offer to pay for it.

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ODBeefalo 10

tell your mother... doubt she want to hear about how your father is poking fun about some minor thing caused by having her grand baby. good chance she brings up something about him he is embarrassed about to put him in his place

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Tell him from us that he's a ********. And that actually, it's a sign that you're a tigress who's earned her stripes. Then growl a little bit, just enough to make him nervous.

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FluffythePink 23

Try Bio-oil. You'll need to use it for a while but it really helps to fade scars and stretch marks.

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WardenWolf 26

Tell your dad his receding hairline / bald head is really unsightly, and he should probably do something about it.

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