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winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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Heated gaming moment

Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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My feefees

Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Thanks, I guess

Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:14

Mario Kart is a serious game.

ILoveEggnog 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:15

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

dinosaur_rawr3 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 2:25

Is Mario Kart that serious? The answer HELLS YES it is.

annejayy 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 3:28

Mario kart is serious stuff. My dad told me he hated me when I beat him..

bebohacker1 4

Thursday 3 May 2012 4:26

Next ******* you give him... Bite... Hard...

xXhillbillyXx 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 4:37

This is all very sad on so many levels for the dude alone... •Minute man •Bad at sex •Getting spanked by a girl on a video game But on another note girls have a much better hand and eye when it comes to gaming so ur man shouldn't keep you from getting off

HITide76808 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:06

All this because of a game. Although any Mario games i wouldnt mind if it happened to me..lol just sayin

cmwhitehead 2

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:23

GySgt Hansen is that you and Katie???

DespairFaction 11

Thursday 3 May 2012 6:08

I would get you pregnant if you beat me at super Mario. That will teach you to not beat me at video games again.

koopaqueen 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 10:54

Should have thaught of that before you blue shelled him!

PartyxRocked 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 15:31

Sounds like you have a fun relationship.

eman1972 4

Thursday 3 May 2012 17:58

He should know, you always let the woman finish first in bed!

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