Money I'm so tired

I'm so tired

A. - 15/04/2009 07:48 - Canada

Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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JP - 18/06/2009 16:11 - Italy

Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate my last day here in Italy with my friends. Apparently I'm overdrawn by 187 dollars so I'm eating nothing but leftover stale crackers to survive until I get free plane food on my way back home. FML

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Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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malnourishedstudent - 08/06/2016 08:38 - United States - Palm Coast

Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML

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Anonymous - 18/09/2010 05:39 - United States

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

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Mismanagement

Anonymous - 09/01/2017 20:30

Today, my parents accidentally bounced some checks through a miscommunication. They now owe the bank $700 and can't afford groceries, which means we're relying on me, a 17-year-old girl who works at McDonald's 2 days a week, to get us by for the next few weeks. FML

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BlackHoleSun. - 05/06/2022 16:00

Today, it was the day that I had been waiting for weeks to arrive: I finally finished the hiring process for my new job… Only to find out not only my paycheck, but the job itself was fake. Thanks Indeed, my first new bank account after years of debt, my disability, and my will to live greatly appreciate it. FML

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arirx12 - 25/02/2010 22:29 - United States

Today, after five months of not working, I have a check waiting for me at the office. Too bad the office is in another city. My gas tank is empty, and I have no money to put gas in my car. FML

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9 to 5, what a way to not make a living

Anonymous - 28/08/2021 18:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I excitedly went to check this week's paycheck, only to see that I only received $9.00. This isn't a mistake, this is really what I make. FML

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Anonymous - 08/12/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 20:10

Oh college life. Tip: At the self check out - ring up all produce as bananas. Saves tons.

krisxing 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 20:08

That reminds me, I ate my last ramen today... you're not alone.

theatrewhisper 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:51

#43 I am going to have to disagree with your sweeping generalization. The place I work at has about a workforce of about 2 women per 1 man (I work in the entertainment business) and we do a lot of heavy lifting, building, and I work with electricity. Hate to break it to you honey, just as many women work as men anymore.

gregthestrange 3

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:02

honestly, it you're that poor, you shouldn't be using the internet unless it's at a place where you can get free wifi

newguy90 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:10

I know what its like. I'm down to pasta for the next two weeks as well... hang in there ;) and remember that salt does NOT make it taste better ;)

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:16

What's another 10 days? You should be able to put this on your resume after this.

shannanigans 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:24

dreams_infinity_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:30

i am sorry that happened to you.

moosey1234 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:47

omg # 5 good idea!!!!! i'mma do tht!!!

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:59

#56: STOP CALLING BS. Seriously, you are starting to bother me. And #49, wtf are you talking about; lmao. Are you in the right post? Yeah that is ****** up, maybe try ramen noodles they have sauce. In all seriousness also. They taste really good.

MrMolinaro 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:02

So wait...you are living on plain pasta and your body is malnourished, yet you are sitting on fmylife.com posting bs stories? niiiice. Get a new job..closer maybe?