Work I'm pissed - FML

I'm pissed

lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Hard work

seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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Leaked

honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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Hang in there

bs_happens - - United States

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Retail stinks

Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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TW: Gross

mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Too demanding

Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML

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Sunday 23 August 2009 9:12

Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:16

You're a ******* idiot if you stayed covered in piss. Wtf is wrong with you?

XTheDesertSongX 17

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:52

wow fml pro crashed :/

blowhard 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:02

moron. go home.

3P0N1N3 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:53

You work by yourself. Be a man and strip!

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:49

you were pissed on. now youre pissed off.

mo_the_owl 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:34

illegal.

galad2003 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:50

Time to talk to a lawyer

MissCynical 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:27

You're like Milton from Office Space !! LOL

null_fml 11

Monday 24 August 2009 5:24

Or both.

ragsy 7

Monday 24 August 2009 21:27

You are hiding alone in the basement. Being urine soaked is not your biggest problem.

Benlvsceleste 0

Monday 24 August 2009 21:47

Guess my Milton comment is abit old, but still gotta love it! Did your stapler get piss on it?? One of those new inline types......

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