Dogs, Gross Animals I'm fine, this is fine

I'm fine, this is fine

btg - - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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You what?

whattheheck - - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

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Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

killergummyworm 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:56

omfg that's discusting! is she 11 yrs old? dump her

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Sunday 7 February 2010 2:43

hahahah!!! who would ever think of that?!?!?!? im commending her for her awkward imagination :)

JP101 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:47

Dude...get rid of her! Animal Abuse FTW!

Jimmy_Jam24 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:03

the dog must enjoy them if he keeps eating them

chikiitaaa 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:49

ew that shit is mad nasty

sophish32 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:13

That's really, really creepy

emilybock 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:19

hahahaha

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:52

How long till we see this training technique on the Dog Whisperer?

NoteMyGrin 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:17

): I don't like that at all.

Trixies100 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:23

omg my sister does that it gross

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Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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You can do it!

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Today, I took a call from a man who said his dating apps are connecting him with "black and oriental women" when he only wants white women. I spent 47 minutes on the phone with this customer trying to explain that I am only an AT&T Service Rep and have no control over any dating apps. FML

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Today, my husband is upset because somewhere out there, on a long forgotten social media site, is a picture of me mooning my geography teacher's house. He doesn’t like that my ass is on the internet. It’s a 30 year-old pic, out of focus, taken on a damn flip phone, and you can’t even see my face. FML

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Today, I found out a test I need to see if I need surgery on my gallbladder costs more than my pay check, even with insurance. FML

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Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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