I'll leave you to it then…

scared shitless in ohio - - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
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emirie 21

That's the type of friend I'd want.

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DocBastard 38

The weird kids always grow up to be CEOs or chairmen. Or axe murderers.

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jimmywithsalt 19

Sounds more interesting than most people that age. I'd have stuck around.

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Imaginationn 6

Note to self. Never eat any food he offers you

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abbiyroad 16

Maybe he just has an awkward sense of humor? On the other hand he might go and eat your family now...

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space_cadet2912 3

You should probably go ahead and switch schools now.

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WhiteCrimson 23

What a weird guy!!!! Sounds like a really awesome friend!!!!! Continue to chat to him. You will see he is an awesome person.

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Mauskau 35

Maybe he labels his lunch as his friends?

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Lukcia 5

You tried, and that's what matters. Admittedly here it didn't work, but if more people had your attitude at school it would make life so much easier for so many children and teenagers.

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kunlunkid 3

If you want to try and reach out to him again, I'd open with, "Did you eat any new and interesting people lately?"

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