Intimacy: Horror movie

Horror movie

By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

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AliciaS_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:21

agree with 62

trishaaa 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:31

that's probably the grossest thing i've ever heard.

yanarach 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:22

okay. ew. that's nasty. why the helll would they keep that in reaching distance. yuuckk.

DannyPenguin 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:40

#4.... I can... :(

gigirules19 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:29

That's pretty cool! Although gross if you think too much of it but VERY COOL. At least u didn't see ur mum having sex with another man at around that time...