Homemaker

Anonymous - 22/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Loughborough

Today, my daughter found a bag of googly eyes I'd bought for a craft project I'd completely forgot about. She spent the day sticking them on random objects around the house. I now have a microwave that looks like it’s judging me for using it too much instead of actually cooking. FML
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FluffythePink 23

🤣🤣🤣 I do this to my Mum. Every time I go round her place I put a few more in funny places. I know when she's found some more because she calls me, yells "bitch!" and just hangs up. I'm nearly 50. May you still be finding googly eyes when your daughter is my age.

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poopface82 23

As a parent of a similarly clever child, I have learned the value of both a good hiding place and locks.

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FluffythePink 23

🤣🤣🤣 I do this to my Mum. Every time I go round her place I put a few more in funny places. I know when she's found some more because she calls me, yells "bitch!" and just hangs up. I'm nearly 50. May you still be finding googly eyes when your daughter is my age.

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poopface82 23

As a parent of a similarly clever child, I have learned the value of both a good hiding place and locks.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Take them off the microwave and other surfaces you don't want them on. Problem solved.

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