Friends, Fight Abuse Hold your friends accountable - FML

Hold your friends accountable

Anonymous - 08/02/2022 04:00

Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

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Road rage

Anonymous - 18/03/2022 06:00

Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML

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sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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Mind melting

Ashley - - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML

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UniStudi - 23/12/2018 14:00

Today I sent a message out to a support group to get and give support following a sexual assault, the person who responded and was giving advice was the person who assaulted me. FML

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Trigger warning

Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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The gang

Anonymous - 05/02/2025 19:00 - Ireland - Portlaoise

Today, I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday but 3 of them ganged up on me and molested my arse cheeks. Later, someone found a wooden plank and spanked me hard. There was also a BB gun and my arse was the target. I have been a social outcast all my life, and these are my only friends, but I'm always hit. FML

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White knights

not a bitch just don’t like you - 10/03/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, once again, I told a guy who’s been hounding me for ages that I’m not interested. After being asked repeatedly and turning him down politely for so long, I finally snapped and cussed his ass out. Now I’m known as "the bitch" for hurting such a "nice guy's" feelings. I need new friends. FML

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Stand your ground

No justice anywhere - 26/11/2025 12:00

Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML

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Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 February 2022 6:34

Your friends are idiots. Move on and find ones who aren't steeped in rape culture.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Tuesday 8 February 2022 4:54

good for you!!

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Tuesday 8 February 2022 4:54

good for you!!

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 8 February 2022 5:10

I'm so proud of you! people like that are dangerous as hell and any "friends" that support that don't deserve space in your life

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 February 2022 6:34

Your friends are idiots. Move on and find ones who aren't steeped in rape culture.

Anderling 32

Tuesday 8 February 2022 7:57

Looks like the trash took itself out then. I’m proud of you!

Grizz8831 14

Tuesday 8 February 2022 11:32

well, talk shit get shot, but Ice-T would still approve. well done

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 8 February 2022 17:05

Strange. He should have found being the victim of an assault at least as funny. Maybe you didn't him hard enough.

FakeFriendMagnet 1

Wednesday 9 February 2022 23:16

Good for you! I wish everyone could have this mindset.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 13 February 2022 18:53

You did the right thing in this situation. Throw those losers to the curb and find some new, good friends!

repKyle95 24

Monday 14 February 2022 7:14

You did the right thing. Guy needed a bit of "percussive maintenance"

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Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesn't know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML

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Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML

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Today, I got a red light camera ticket for $100 in the mail. After checking the date and time, I realized it was from when I was rear ended into the intersection while STOPPED at a red light. FML

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Today, a stray dog came up to my living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode and tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, and pay to get stitches for my idiot dog. FML

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Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML

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