Hiya!

mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
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starbucksguy 16

Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?

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shift_love 13

Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.

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UsernameHere234 13

Could've gone over a lot worse. Be happy in that regard and hope your girlfriend didn't take it too harshly.

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NiecyLuv365 1

I know because if that was me. My dad wouldn't have been so nice and try to make humor of the situation.

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RawEndo 1

Pretty sure he got in trouble with his girlfriend though

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yadisingh 5

See, your life isn't bad. MY dad would beat my ass and throw the girl out. Sneaking things don't go to well

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Coldaemon 3

To be fair if she was from Essex too your dad was well within his rights to assume you paid for her

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jujubunni5 9

At least he didn't ask to join!

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jujubunni5 9

Wait. Yours wouldn't? Jk(:

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tbribri33 0

Your reply: "Depends... how much did mom pay you"

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pagullarka 9

Wouldn't that be a compliment to him.

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Taz23_fml 6

Lesson one set a trap that would make him speak then run like hell to the back door.

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houstonderek 3

Sorry, gotta go with YDI. Losing track of time and screwing in your parents' living room? Bad form.

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FaraNight 6

This site makes my days soo much better?? Hahah!

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