Love High times

High times

explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

80 690

7 957

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

31 753

3 989

Punching

Sky Deleter - 04/03/2025 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML

419

208

Dad jokes, part #23556

ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

1 602

199

highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

53 140

6 233

anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

7 224

330

Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

24 138

37 540

nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

35 104

4 347

canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

24 221

4 059

Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

49 784

6 945

DILF

Anonymous - 06/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

17 944

1 489

Druu 53

Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

Is his love your drug?

crissybear 8

Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe

MaryPoppins88 14

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:53

That's hilarious not really a FML

Bl0ndi3 6

Sunday 16 June 2013 7:56

Oh man that sucks

yourmofo 6

Sunday 16 June 2013 15:51

Just to say he already likes him.

unclevertwat 5

Sunday 16 June 2013 16:11

At least they've got a lot in common. Sounds like a couple cool guys that you're drawn to & are clearly drawn to you :) It'll only be awkward when you visit your boyfriend and your dad comes to visit then feels like he needs to leave in ten minutes like he may be used to doing. Sincerely hope things work out for you and you are happy above all