Hey!

QueueJumper - 11/02/2014 00:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML
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colton_colton 50

How long had you been waiting in line?

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Flowtastic 16

Usually, even when standing in a queue, people do not stand completely still...

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Ambient25 24

It's going to be hard for you to tell if your girlfriend is faking it OP...

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Nastorrian 11

You and I... On the same page.

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girlrome 19

How does this kind of thing even happen? Just... How?

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ZY1431 24

be funnier if it held a sign saying "queue starts here" ......

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Turbo_Turtle 14

At least it wasn't the other way around:A person you thought was a mannequin.

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cryssycakesx3 22

and smacked it's butt...

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CountWest 6

You know, I don't see why the guy had to give it away. I would have ignored OP and gone anyway. Then maybe after checking out sat down somewhere and kept track of how long this would go on.

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AUShano 15

Sounds like a mannequin with a can do attitude. A mannequin can't be apart of a shopping line? Of course he can! He's a mannecann, not a mannecant! Mannequin's are people too!!

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Nastorrian 11

This actually made me giggle. Very funny and original man. lol

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xerbrus 14

excuse me? do you have a moment for mannequin rights?

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Mysterion345 11

Its OK OP we've all done it once before, the easiest ways to tell if it's a mannequin is to to 1. touch the arm, 2. look at the front or 3. twist its head around.

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WD_Stevens 22

You never know, it could have been an Auton. That's living plastic discrimination!

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