Hey there!

LadyLola - 25/11/2013 05:22 - United States - Dayton

Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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anniemeece 23

Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!

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DocBastard 38

Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?

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SAgirl 13

Would love to have seen the look on his face.

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Mynamewontfi 40

I would've loved to see both of their faces when the door opened. But yeah, things will be a little more awkward from now on.

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ShyAnn29 14

Hopefully he learned to NEVER assume anything!

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jakeysmom 12

Now he knows why assume means making an ass out of u and me.

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LennyComa 39

At that point there is nothing that can save that situation. Everyone will laugh about it in a few weeks time

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WaterBui 9

He probably didn't knock with his penis. That would hurt.

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kozzard 17

whole new meaning to "school of hard knocks"...

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perdix 29

What's really impressive is that he went from being hard enough to knock on the door to limp enough to do an entertaining "helicopter" is a few seconds. Going limp on command is not a skill most guys bother to master. Seems kinda pointless.

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jakeysmom 12

Hearing "Coming, dear" from his mother in law probably provided the necessary help.

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Americanus 7

I would love to master that. No more random boners I'm public? Sign me up.

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perdix 29

#64, I know! I could have used that skill in high school when my hot algebra teacher called on me to work a problem on the board. Those boners were anything but random!

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RedPillSucks 31

Random boners are the spice of life... Or at least the stirrers of life.

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perdix 29

#72, I don't believe in "the random boner." Mine always have a purpose.

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Emiler98 11

Wow at least your mom might have a good sense of humor

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DCvRkey2012 7

You love the helicopter?

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