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Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Anonymous - 26/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML

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Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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BeccaHugs 17

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:32

Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.

thenamesbrooksy 9

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:29

Hey take it as a compliment.

ABillOnFire 15

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:40

at least he was friendly

sarahadlina 14

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:41

Hmmm.. Were you at the gay bar?

Becomelaced 5

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:42

He wants your penis.

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:45

It's a compliment nonetheless. :)

frenchaussie 5

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:53

According to your username I'm guessing you are French? Anyway, look at the bright side, it's a compliment!

katiesam199 11

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:54

just one reason to stay one urinal apart

iloveshim 14

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:57

This is guy code. Always use every other urinal. If there's not that option, hold it or take it in a stall with a toilet.

katiesam199 11

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:00

"take it in a stall with a toilet"

Blue_Black_fml 21

Sunday 16 June 2013 11:08

Is there is a stall with no toilet?

CookieLovesBoo 16

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:06

You attract both kinds - that's a good thing haha he probably thought your bottom looked nice as well

shortemogirl 10

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:07

u must have a nice penis

KBurns207 17

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:21

Ask for a Dutch Rudder. It's very classy

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Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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Today, I realized that if I run out of cigarettes my husband wants nothing to do with me, and when he hits me during a mental breakdown it's all my fault cause I had it coming. He's 40 and acts like this. FML

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Today, after years of living week to week, I finally got enough money that I could start saving. The universe found out and I got hit with a $2,000, a $300, a $400, and a $800 bill, all within the space of a week. Bye, bye spare money. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

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